onsdag den 11. maj 2011

sound advice

When fighting faries, get a nailgun. Remember that.
Oldfashion, compressed air, nail gun. Jury rig to fire with one hand and you got yourself the perfect anti farie weapon. over the counter, no questions asked in any hardware store.

Pardon me for feeling exceptionally clever right about now.
Now I want a beer and an icepack, Ive had a long night and day.

Cause, nail guns fire nails and nails are made of iron and faries can't take iron. real toxic to them, kryptonit to their mojo.

søndag den 8. maj 2011

Gods

Been taking some days off this past week, recovering from a spell backfiring, don't see spots anymore, but I still hear whispers occationally. Hope it'll pass soon.
But while lying love, a friend took me to see one of the new Marvel movies: Thor. okay movie, really. You should go see it.
But it gave me an idea for a post on this blog. You see, gods exist and they're still around.

Well, so the claim goes anyway, I have never personally meet a god (not knowingly anyway)
Ironically, people believe in God (captial G and and everything) Though there's no proof he's around. As I understand it, the angels themselves havn't heard from him in thousends of years.
But, while most people write off most of the old gods as superstition and don't really BELIEVE in them. They are very real. (and not to be trifled with I'm told) and they've been around for looong time.
Some of them even from our worlds creation, if you interpet the scripture a little creatively, they could have given God and hand in it's creation possibly.
I'm no expert on this whole deity buisness, but it's quite obvious that some of them have been around for a good long while. and since they've been alot more forth comming with letting people know what was what. Not too hard imagine they were there at the beginning, or showed up shortly after.
One theory I've heard is that they were they were they were the original angles or possibly a link between angles and humans. you'll notice that they tend to be quite human like and yet have some pretty impressive skill sets and super human powers and immortality.

But it's not really important, interesting, but not important.
What is important is what the gods are doing these days. Broadly you can put them into three kategories. MIA, retired or active.
Missing in action gods, are the ones that just dropped off the grid, wanting to get lost or got lost or maybe even killed. short, no one knows where they are. Trick is, gods can throw some serious weight around (well duh. they're gods) so most organizations that know what's what in this world of ours, keep an eye out for them.
Retired gods. These gods are the ones that dropped the mantle as god and just make it as regular people. They've stepped of the playing field so to speak and lead regular human lives or as regular as you can get being immortal. Word is that Styx (one of the titans) lives a quiet existance in New York, but makes a hobby of flaming people on the internet.
Active gods. Are well, still doing what is their call. Loki is surposedly still around playing mischief, which I find odd since he's suppose to be tied up to a rock with his own childs intenstines (ew) untill the end of all things or so Wiki says. But asking around for an exsample he kept popping up, but he sound like a guy who's hard to keep locked away.

Kind of a strange thought really. Beings that have been around for, well, ever or almost as long.