torsdag den 28. april 2011

Ogres

Ogres, the word usual puts into a mind a large, crude and cruel brute. It's mostly true, but only a part of the pictures of these nasty bastards. While ogres arn't winning any sciences fairs, they're cunning. But their most defining feature is their hunger. They are vocarious, hungering for power, sex and money. But eclipsing all that is their very litteral hunger. Ogres simply live to eat.

Ogres, like many other supernatural creatures have learned to blend into our sprawling society, to greater and lesser success. They are rather easy to spot when you know what to look for, large, thickset and loud. But believe me, when they shed their disguise, they get bigger and louder.
Your average Ogre stands 7-8 feet tall and tend to start at 300 pounds at the lean ones. (If you read comics, think Kingpin from Spiderman, but rarely as sharp a dresser, that'd give you an idea of your standard ogre.) Don't let their width fool you, most of that is muscle. they're wickedly strong and very tough.   
So they look like huge, fat humans, with some serious nasty teeth, I'm talking english royals here. But will still bite through through an arm and the kevlar sleeve it's in.

Ogres as such arn't inherently evil, they're just pathological egocentric assholes. They inherently believe that might makes right and consider themselves the apex predatores so to speak. which puts everyone not an ogre into three categories. competition, slaves and eatiables. 
They don't usually make a meal of people, But if food get scarse, they want some variation or develope a taste, they will put man the menu just as cheerfully as beef.
Don't let their relatively human appearence fool you, they're monsters through and through.

Ogres tend to form clans, with the strongest and smartest (or just strongest) male calling the shots. They tend toward crime syndicates, cause it's easier to saten their vices in that enviroment. But these are general guidelines, Ogres show up anywhere there's power to be had. Just look at secretary of defense during the Bush adminestration.
The trouble with these massive SOBs is that they don't listen to reason, well most of them don't. You can't reason with them or try to reach a compromise. They really think they're doing you a favor by letting you breath and thus you shouldn't borther them or they might revoke this allowance.

Slaying an ogre isn't that different from killing a regular person, it's just alot harder. As ogres got skin like rhino hide and their dense muscles will soak up bullets like you would not believe, wrapped around a skeleton that put old english oak to shame.
When you go to kill an Ogre, load for bear, on coke.

I don't know if the whole, grind bones for bread is true. But I wouldn't be suprised if it were.

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